trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

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slab

an amount of cocaine.

aye folk i need a twenty slab so i can set up shop.

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.hack//sign

a really cool show that is a bit too dramatic.

Ummm, i dont usually cry when play Diablo2.....unless i lose my Nats set.

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limp biscuit

When you can't get a hard on.

After she made that remark to me I was just a limp biscuit.

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nut hut

Slang for mental hospital.

Tommy threatened to kill himself, so they put him in the nut hut for two weeks.

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Toothy blow

a blowjob that envolves too much teeth and not enough tongue... and it hurts if they bite...

Kathie gave me a toothy blowjob, and btw she hasn't been using whitening tooth paste...

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Zeus cannon

My penis.

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