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to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"
little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.
22π 34π
the main thing to catch a fish with
i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum
28π 55π
to fire ones death star
OR
to open ones fire hose
22π 54π
Shaking hands with benjamin franklin
johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin
25π 79π
What people do when they are too lazy to go to the bathroom instead.
Half of the time you don't even have to masturbate because you can just go to the bathroom instead.
26π 105π
Somone who steals vB licences from his customers, and uses them on his own forums, because he's a poor bastard. Also known as DLStreamnet. Keep away from www.dual-stream,net, this knob owns it !
He would add a counter to these definitions, but he's gone to suck off a horse.
9π 37π