419

occupation for a contemorary/ modern day robin hood....
only the benefits are purley for self gain

"hey babatude wat job fit make u afford all dis loot"

"oh its all by gods grace ...i recently became an employee of 419 coperative"

"ah babtude organise me a job naow"

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shi hajd

a plain out shit head

got to hell shi hajd

arsebiscuit

A delicous biscuit made from only from the finest ground arses.

That was a lovely arsebiscuit

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xterm

Godly creature, omnipotent, guru in every way imaginable.

I wish i was an xterm

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Double Deuce

Twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, See: dub deuce

I need to pound a double deuce.

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fosters

What the world thinks is Australian for beer. Nobody in Oz actually drinks the stuff..

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Fosters

What the yanks reckon Aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. We have a totally different word for that though.. We call it... wait for it... "beer".
Fosters sucks, you'll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
If you want fosters in Australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a CBD.

"Did you piss in my stubbie??"

Nah, it's a Fosters.
*silence*

_PUNCH_

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