nudys

porno pics

dont let wife catch you with those nudys

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Scroob

To get of on something or some situation, pretty darn hardcore. To enjoy something to the point that it borders on the obscene. Limited to the Sacramento area.

That Soul Coughing disc is SCROOBIN' man!

Floater

A racist name for a mexican. Since most mexicans swim across the Rio Grande to the United States. The mexican govt. dumps crap in the river, so you can say the swim next to floater.

Shut up and make me a Taco you floater.

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skunk sucker

a reference to unclean lesbian oral sex

those two are a couple of skunk suckers

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bumwad

1. Architects drafting paper
2. Toilet paper

the damn washroom is always out of bumwad!

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123 face

noun- one who takes cum shots in the three major openings on the face(left eye, right eye, mouth)and all around those openings

that 123 face has benn around the block more than once

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Valentine's Day

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.

Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."

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