keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

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trim

get laid, sexual intercourse, pussy

Eddie Murphy in "48 Hours":
"I've got to get me some trim, man!"

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meesh

slang for transsexual (trannie)

did u see that meesh at the bar last nite? it had to be a meesh.

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jimor

a term given to anal sex between a monkey and a small pig.

I'm off to watch that hot jimor video i just downloaded man.

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jimor

complete and utter n00b, this guy has no clue whatsoever.

omg that guy is almost as bad as jimor

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garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.

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ddm

awesome ICP fan, rules and pwns

ddm pwns j00 n00b!

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