A mutant chigga with a hyperextensive penis long enough to impale most people. His favorite trick is to sneak up behind people while they tie their shoes, and ram his iron pecker into their anus and out through the tops of their heads - killing them instantly.
"Run, women get inside your homes and bar the doors! Men, grab whatever weapons you have and flock to fight the beast in the Town Square. The creature, Lex the Impaler, has broken through the city gates!"
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Someone who likes to go to Hooter restaurants all over the world where the Girls often give autographs, pictures, hugs, kisses and maybe even a phone number or two!!
It's a pity that my wife won't let me go to Hooters yet The Mayor of Hooterville almost goes on a daily basis!
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Another word for condom; a sunflorian's penis.
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opposite of schvinter but penis flesh
gound on most males
not gay ones
1) n; a title used to denote a straight person that acts like a homosexual
2) n; a title used to denote a person who acts stupid, unintelligent or inanely
Not to be confused with homosexual
See also: fagfire
If you don't stop talking to me, I'm going to rip your face off, homosex.
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