batting 1000

From baseball, where you always get a hit and never get out...or for dumbasses, it's being perfect.

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Messias

Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.

messias is stuid

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Chaffage

The burning or irration of the inner thigh, causing one to walk funny, like someone who has a stick up his ass.

All this walking is giving me fucking chaffage.

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Even Steven

A extremely large crap that duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was half green and half brown perfectly split down the middle

Dunk that's just wak. U fuk up. U need to get yo ass hole rearranged

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Doser

Alternatively, a noun used describe one who slings insights that are pithy, witty, urbane and only slightly smutty.

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Idiot Fuck

Fucking idiot, retard, moron

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Map Of Tassie

Australian Colloquialism for a woman's pubic hair. Originated from the similarity in shape of a woman's public hair to the shape of Australian Island State of Tasmania.

When she stepped out of the shower, Amanda's map of Tassie was clearly visable to Bradley.

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