bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

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kandar

A shoe: Also a well known family. Al-Kanderi meaning people with shoes up their asses.

Rocco Al-Kanderi
Abdulla Al-Skanderi

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sheezi

sure

for sheezi

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ohio

Home to the greatest university and the greatest college football team ever.

"The Ohio State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." ~Playboy 2003

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Po 9

Police; Cops

Shit, drop your weed, son! That's the Po9!

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goofy

a goof ball, a doofus, a foolish person

he's goofy to the max. Goofius Maximus.

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Salamander

Aside from being a little reptile,Salamander is also a dino wubbing TFC player from the DS clan
#-ds- on irc!

Are u watching jurassic park again Salamander?
-Yes,I am

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