Sausage Gel

The seminal fluids that ooze from the phallus. Often used to make pregnant or to decorate Dairy Queen icecream cakes.

He oozed sausage gel at the sight of the zombie, because he was very excited.

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vreeburg

a young hot beatiful woman

she is so hot she must be a vreeburg

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yambag

scrotum; nutsack; fleshy, often hairy, pouch containing the testes. Popularized by comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay on the Opey and Anthony show.

After delivering a devastating donkey-punch, I proceeded to pull out my mule and paint a lovely map o' Hawaii on her back in a flattering shade of banana-juice. I then treated her to a Roman War Helmet a.k.a the Gonzo, in where I draped my yambag over her eye-sockets and mule over her nose.

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irn bru

Popular Scottish soft drink. Bright orange in colour. Tastes of bubblegum, with a hint of iron. Made in Scotland, from Girders.

Haw you! Gie's a can of Irn Bru, eh?

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terri

the cutest hunny bunny you will ever meet

the cutest girl in the school

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Phosh

A strange creature with the likelihood of a crescent moon, this untimely creature has a horrible stench emminating from its mouth cavity.

That phosh scared the shit out of me. The god damn thing burned off my arm.

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Quebec

The Home of Winter Carnaval et BONHOMME!

I went to Quebec to see the Bonhomme.

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