puma

An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.

I think that puma just grabbed my ass.

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puma

A woman who is not quite old enough to be a cougar, but still likes to date/mate with younger men.

Dating a puma wasn't so bad, Bob reflected. After all, the sex was great and she never minded picking up the tab when they went out on the weekend.

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gerbiler

When a man with a small penis inserts a legless hairless gerbil into his rectum for enjoyment.

Charles is a gerbiler, Lew likes to help him.

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dorkistorian

someone who is exceptionally smart in the subject of dorksters

you are such a dorkistorian

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tobiz1only

1. a girl who is extraordinarily bitchy.
2. a girl who is extra-ordinarily bitchy.
3. a girl who is so fat, when she moves, it seems like there are two baby heads attached to her waist

"God, I hate that tobiz1only. She's so fat and bitchy.

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jibbed

the feeling one gets while on crystal meth

dude im totally jibbed out *burns a bug*

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fab

Something that is so expensive or fancy yet utterly useless; overkill; something that says you got money to burn; very materialistic

$100,000 bed w/ 24K gold bed frame and block and ultra-fine silk linens. (What does this bed offer that a simple 1000 dollar bed does not besides luxury?)

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