define

to give a meaning to a word.

How would I define an apple?

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Tupac's Fathers

People who have been said they they have fathered 2Pac:

Legs
Dr. Mutulu Shakur
Billy Garland

pac never knew his "real" father

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bidet

An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.

"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."

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yellowisfriedegg

gobby northerner , likes facts , hates bullshitters and treehuggers with emotional problems

That yellowisfriedegg is a gobby bugger

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the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

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yokes

What Irish people call ecstasy pills.

Have you got any yokes Seamus? Sorry Padraig, I sold my last one to Fiachra.

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yokes

smalldance drug

foley on a weekend

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