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metrosexual

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

by AnOnymous February 15, 2004

5343πŸ‘ 3861πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

Guy who takes care of himself in ways society classifies as feminine pursuits.

Sorry can't meet you at the bar, stripclub..., gotta get to the salon for my brow wax, manicure, pedicure and revitalizing facial wanna meet and go shopping after?

by AnOnymous July 30, 2003

80πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


Metrosexual

Stylish, urban dwelling straight male, known for his savvy with clothing, his subscription to Kiplinger's, and who has all three of the following in his home:
1. a full set of silverware
2. books on a bookshelf that have actually been read
3. pomade

"My last boyfriend was a metrosexual. He spent just as much time on his hair as i did."

by AnOnymous August 13, 2003

27πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


metro sexual

not gay but close to it! --> south park

man im so metro

by AnOnymous October 24, 2003

23πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

Oh, straight man dat look gay, but he no gay, he straight man! :D

I loved that guy till I found out he was a metrosexual - Elton John

by AnOnymous March 17, 2004

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


metrosexual

A male or female that is hetersexual (straight) and has tendancies of the opposite sex.

Ben Affleck has 50 pairs of shoes, gets a manicure, and spends too much time in the bathroom in the mornings.

by AnOnymous August 6, 2003

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Metrosexual

my hairdresser!

by AnOnymous October 16, 2003

4πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž