Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.

Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!

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cream choker

forcing a ladies head down on to one's penis at the moment of ejaculation.

i say mary, fancy a cream choker tonight dearest, after coronation street?

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ramshank

A strange dance from Iraknipuss, often demonstrated by Avid Merion.

Oh sexy Atomic kitten ladies, I would love to ramshank with you!

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told

You get told...

I smacked him, yeah he got told.
Your friend makes fun of you ... you got told

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assholian

Of an asshole nature.

It was total assholian of him to pull that shit on me.

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assholian

An asshole, but worst.

You stupid assholian, stop doing stupid things.

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cocaine

Gasoline for white girls.

If I don't get my two cups of cocaine in the morning, I'm usually pretty grumpy.

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