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when a girl pushes her fingers in and out of her pussy and rubs the clit
13π 10π
An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).
We work 80 hour weeks, but it is okay cause they feed us free alcohol on a consistent basis.
1579π 240π
Sexiest mother fucker you will ever meet
he also has a 13 inch p33n
omfg its link.. bow down to teh elf
3π 12π
pronunciation: el-mo
the best character on sesame street. or he was before he got elmo's world.
lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. he wrote the music, he wrote the words. that's elmo's song!!!
77π 42π
To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.
I poojacked while I was on the john
36π 11π