talking to ones self

like masturbation--you only do it because you dont have anyone else.

Man, whats Jim doing in your sisters room? And why is he smelling her underware? He's talking to himself again, isn't he?

break

A short reprieve from your duties at work. Usually 15 minutes in length. How many of them you get depends on how long your shift is and/or company policy.

I'm going on break ... be back in 15

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Whisker Biscuit

pussy

I got a little whisker biscuit last night

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Fruit-fucker 2000

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

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swole

Being jacked

Just got back from liftin some weights gettin swole

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swole

Hip-Hop Recording Artist, born and raised in Los Angeles, CA ( 818 )
SWOLE ONE

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captialism

Not communism.

I love capitalism.
MMMM, I owe this hot dog to capatilism.
Yay, not communism!

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