gofuck

Replacement of GO FIGURE, but said with more of an edge.

Tom's dating Lara. Go fuck, he's already screwed her sister.

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pre-cummers

when a guy cums too early

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farkwin's law

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

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dasefex

owns all! is UNTOUCHABLE...your flag is never safe

9👍 10👎

taming the shrew

taming your knob to stand up

i tamed my shrew last night

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cookoo-riffic

acting completely out of your mind

after i was slipped that multi-vitamin, i was being totally cookoo-riffic

4👍 9👎

pengus

a gay homosexual

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