PhD

P.retty
h.uge
D.ick

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phd

Pretty Heavy Debt

After you get your PhD, you will forever owe loans to the government.

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PhD

Player hater's degree
Proof that you are an expert at playerhation

Example of a PhD owner:
"Yo bitch, I may be ugly but at least I ain't got no money!"
"Just because he has a fine ass car doesn't mean he's going to drive that bitch!"

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Cosmic

"Out of this world" or a level above the normal physical human experience.

That discussion we had yesterday was very cosmic.

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dreamexe

A program to create artificial dreams from the subconscious mind, to be studied in detail.

He used the dreamexe program to interpret the dreams.

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generals

1. Testicles
2. Army leaders

1. "Ahh! You kicked me in the generals!"
2. "Where did those generals go?"

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Whop

A derogatory name for a person of Italian origin. Historically stood for someone "WitHOut Papers" thus the term WHOP.

Those fucking whops are at it again. They tried hitting on my girlfriend! Can you believe that shit?

Watch out for them whops. They like to cause trouble

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