Tripodi

Shrek. A huge fat ogre like shrek. He can also sound like Eric Cartman at times. He eats just about anything. He's eaten his contact and a fucking butterfly cocoon. He likes being naked around boys and he touched Jimmy's penis in 5th grade and then kissed it too. And then he ran around the party naked. He has fat hair. If he shaves it he would like a gorilla. This ogre needs to be stopped with torches and pitchforks cause he's so fat and he's gonna eat us all.

Fuck Elliot, I'm hungry I'll just eat this cocoon. MMMMMMM...cocoon!

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Astro

The best pro gamer in the league

Astro just gave fatal1ty and tex a 2 for 1 facial combo.

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Astro

1. The art of ball licking, sucking up

2. Groupie, follower, also known as 'Cock rider'

Astro just can not seem to get his mouth off of Jonathan Wendle's "shock rifle"

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MacOS X

A form of Unix for those who require simplicity and a monolithic design above the configurability and stability of Linux. It's just another tool to do a job, despite what both pro-mac and anti-mac zealots will tell you.

Since Raul could not find any OS X users wearing black turtlenecks and berets, he moved from OS 9 to Windows XP.

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camper

In first person shooters, a cry of outrage at one who was a successful target of a stationary person, usually a sniper

"Camper!"
"You expect a sniper to walk around?"

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Weekly World News

Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.

On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.

Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.

Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.

"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"

"Where'd she get that from?"

"Weekly World News"

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Weekly World News

The funniest newspaper ever. Sure, the stories are a bunch of bullshit but it's so funny.

I love reading Weekly World News!

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