Baby Food

when you dont have any meat left and youre hungry. youre walking with the knife thinking what to eat, and then you notice the baby is crying.

Man, we almost starved last night. good thing i found some baby food

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walack

white man or boy who thinks they are black;
can not live over ten seconds with out saying something that would get them shot in harlem

I sware to god you walack, if you say one more incredibly stupid thing i will shoot you

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mawr

in the bed

there was a bryn in my mawr

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electricity

Something you can find in cables and dead people sitting in chairs.

What? Don't pull that handle. I'm innocent I promizzzzz...Z.bzz...bzz......

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Bubba Peanut

1. The freakin' best band in Richmond.

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mamasita

Fuckable Latina

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botchabarian

Originating from a council estate in Carlisle. Botcherby.

Typically lower in height and intelligance than the average cumbrian, with low class chav characteristics.

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