it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

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fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

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suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

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alaska

Home of cheap weed, tiny local music scene, and birthplace of 36 Crazyfists.

you know you're an alaskan when 40 seems balmy.

Muklah: Hey, lets get the fuck out of here.
Bashbeck: I know, we can start a band!

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fhgwhgads

The incredibly fucked up duck looking thing from the ancient atari game 'Adventure'. It was supposed to be a dragon, but someone was smoking just a little bit too much crack. coined by strong bad.

Someone get this freakin duck away from me!

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Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

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anti

1. ME.

2. Someone who is in all ways against any form of established culture, religion, and values.

1. duh.

2. see counter-culture, disestablishmentarianism, punk, and nhilism. "that guy said he's an anti, but practically lives in hot topic. poser.'"

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