scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.

John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.

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kicking the dog

When someone in power over you forces something upon you, and you in turn force something on someone under you. like when parents punish you, then you turn around and beat on your little brother.

Sammy beat up timmy because his parents took away the xBox. he's just kicking the dog

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bronco

Sex act. When doing it doggie style, you reach around and grab the girls tits and say something to piss her off ("wow, your tits feel just like your sister's..." "oh god, mary... (when her name is jane)" "damn, your loose, who'd you fuck now?" etc.) and try to hold on as long as you can.

I pulled a rodeo with amy last night, I was only on for 2.7 seconds. she's strong when she wants to be.

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fuck yea

Used in agreement of something amazing...
Can also be used condescendingly or sarcastically; (see "seems legit")

Example 1:
Guy: I have a new mixtape i dropped shits dope
Other Guy: Fuck yea

Example 2:
Douche Bag: Yo son i run this game like im weezy an shit.
Assassin: Fuck yea

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anti1337

against elite

harry is anti1337

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the crowing

The Messianic figure in the story of Coheed and Cambria, a four part story by the lead singer. all of their songs tell parts of the story. Visit the message boards at www.coheedandcambria.com for more information.

Tim: Dude, I thought Coheed was the crowing, not claudio!
Johnny: You're retarded.

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