baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

6👍 2👎

baldjob

A bare back blow job. A blow job without a condom.

Mary Sue gave John a baldjob behind the bowling ally one day.

8👍 8👎

baldjob

A bare back blow job. A blow job without a condom.

Mary Sue gave John a baldjob behind the bowling ally one day.

6👍 11👎

rad-hard

Being hard in the raddest way possible.

Damn! My cock is rad-hard.

4👍 3👎

Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.

Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.

9👍 2👎

pigaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Pigaids!

5👍 3👎

throat butter

Flem coughed up and spit into hot tea. The hot tea is then considered to be flavored with throat butter.

I ran out of milk today, so instead i coughed up some throat butter for my morning tea.

11👍 9👎