CTB's Law

CTB's law says that when someone is having a public meltdown online, they will, given enough time and public pressure, eventually circle around to defending Pedophilia/Ephebophilia.

Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.

I just know this Libertarian yelling about how rain collection laws is 2 more comments away from running headfirst into CTB's Law.

Broderick's Law

If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids.

"If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids." - @broderick | This is Broderick's Law