The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.

Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.

The day of aliens vs predators

The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.

Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?

Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN

Heffalump

The act of going to Savoy park and making out with a fat woman. This typically leads to cumming in her, impregnating her, and creating more fat children.

I heard Luca hit the dirtiest heffalump last night.