Coontageous

Transmitted by a coon.

I began to crave watermelon and raising the roof after being in Alabama for a week. I think that may be coontageous.

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Coonflagration

A massive burning of coons.

I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.

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Anal Flare

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

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Poopjaculate

To accidentally deficate when reaching orgasm via g-spot stimulation through anal sex.

I was really pounding Julie's fart box furiously when the whore poopjaculated on my cock.

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Fartbox Tongue Dart

To lick another's asshole in a manner that resembles a dart repeatedly stabbing their ass.

I surprised my ho in bed when I stopped licking her pussy and gave her a fartbox tongue dart in the pooper.

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Flesh Pole

Another word for an erect penis.

Mary was silenced by the nine inch flesh pole that was shoved in her mouth.

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Unurbanized

Any definition submittal that is rejected by Urban Dictionary.

My definition of "intrepidation" was unurbanized by the authors who decided not to publish it.

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