Anal Flame

One who uses a lighter and their own flatulance to create an explosive blast of methan from their sphinkter.

"Hey can you light my ciggaret?"

"Sure," *Fart* *EXPLOSION*

"Oh dude, did you have to anal flame it?"

"The other day roger had a wicked anal flame, he lit his own pants on fire!"

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Erectonilian

A horny lizzard that enjoys cross species insemination.

"Dude, your pet geko is such an erectonilian, is just tried to bite my penis."

"Can you believe how much of an erectonilian those lizzards are at the zoo? They were doing it right infront of the 3rd graders."

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