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Run from the d

When a chick keeps sliding away from a guy’s dick during sex, dodging the last inch or two of penetration. Which is generally annoying, throw some more lube on that pussy and take that dick weak ho. Running from this d, run from my d, ran from the dick, all these refer to this phenomenon. Also see running from the dick

Guy 1: I finally took Emma home last night
Guy 2: was it everything you dreamed in more
Guy 1: she was banging but it could have been better, she didn’t know what she was doing, I made her run from the d

Imma have you running from this d
Like a crook running from the police 🏃 ♀️💨👮 ♂️
-Chris Brown

by Anal Intruder 519 April 11, 2020

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Kamchatka

Kamchatka Vodka is a vodka that’s notable for being dirt cheap. It’s only about $12 a handle in Ohio, and it’s the standard 80 proof. Tastes like paint thinner mixed with iron fillings - it’s straight up horrendous, but you’re not buying this to enjoy drinking it.

Affectionately known as “shitty K.” Kamchatka is a staple in the diet of any college student or alcoholic.

Keith: hey dude you got any alcohol?
Ryan: yeah I got a handle of Kamchatka
Keith: you really couldn’t pay the extra $3 for Smirnoff? I’m going to want to kill myself the entire time we’re drinkimg

by Anal Intruder 519 November 19, 2017

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struggle rapper

A struggle rapper is a guy who takes rapping super seriously and thinks he’s amazing but his actual rapping skills are average at best. We all know a couple - that one guy from your high school graduating class who is alway on social media promoting his mixtape that he just dropped on SoundCloud that is complete trash, but he swears that “I’m up next bro. Soon as the labels hear me they gonna be fighting over me.” Struggle rappers’ rap names are likely to contain “lil” or “young,” struggle rappers’ are likely to have extremely awful or unremarkable music, and they are almost guaranteed to be broke as shit.

Lil Yung Trashcan: yo dawg just dropped my mixtape on SoundCloud this shit is fire give it a listen!!
Evan: bro get your struggle rapper ass the fuck out my face your lyrics suck

by Anal Intruder 519 March 7, 2018

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Duffy

A duffel bag

Grab that duffy we’re about to leave

by Anal Intruder 519 January 8, 2023


russian sidewinder

Ratchet alcohol consumption methods. When you pour up 2 shots of vodka (probably the cheap shit) and 1 shot of fireball. Drinking them in the order of vodka, fireball, vodka will be easier than just 3 shots of vodka because the fireball chases the first shot. You can also do 5 or 7 shots instead of just 3 if you're feeling retarded. Guaranteed to get the party started, get you drunk hella fast and make that $11.65 handle of whatever bottom shelf vodka you have go down easy.

I knew I would barf if I tried to drink that crown russe straight and I was trying to black out so I poured 3 Russian sidewinders at the pregame and I'm just glad I woke up with my phone and wallet this morning.

by Anal Intruder 519 October 4, 2017