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The act of eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack. Invented and frequently eaten in Copenhagen, but is enjoyed worldwide.
One typically finishes their Danish breakfast by wiping their mouth on a pubic hair napkin.
It is also traditional to burn off the meal's calories by filling and glazing the same ass from which the meal was eaten, hinting at the act's namesake.
This is not to be confused with "chocolate croissant," the act of rectal French kissing.
On Mother's day, Asbjørn cooked Signe's eggs but served her a Danish breakfast.
The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.
Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.
This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.
Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.
I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.