crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”