fatleens

Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.

"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.

stank meat

Noun a nasty smelling pinse or vagina

Go clean your stank meat ect pinse