krivitosis

A debilitating childhood affliction where a young lad sleeps in his parents room in a cribby, sometimes called a krivi. Often this continues into the 40's where it results in the child getting his own room in his parent's basement.

Young Chad developed Krivitosis at the age of 3. By his mid 40's, Lady Chadderly had developed into a basement dwelling, non-productive sloth.

OCB

Oedipus Cock Blocker. A 7 year old boy who consistently stops his MILF mommy from making out with her boyfriend.

Noah! Leave us alone and stop being such an OCB. Go to bed. Mommy needs to get her freak on.

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Lady Chadderly

Far from a lady; any narcissistic, arrogant, twat waffle named Chad whose only Lover is himself.

Son, if you don't stop being such a Lady Chadderly, you'll spend a lifetime fucking your Fleshlight.