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a fat bag o' crap obsessed with reefer and rimjobs
"how's blubbernaut doing? Still have his head up the teacher's ass?
1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"
2. Any female who resembles him.
"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"
A person holding libertarian, minarchist, or anarchist views, particularly one who lives in New Hampshire.
"I think Smith saw my baggie; I'm about to have the cops called on me."
"No, you're good. Smith is a porcupine; he minds his own business."
To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.
"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.
An annoying exclamation, often uttered by planetarium-headed freshmen who think they're karate kid, often in a high-pitched, grating, nasal tone.
"Boo-yah! I'll slap you!"
The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.
Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!
Me: Fuck off and die.
Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!
Me: I really did not need to know that.
Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!
1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.
Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!
Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!