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The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.
1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.
2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.
3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing
4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance
5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
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Derogatory term for a cultured person, most affiliated with the Japanese culture. People who use this term are usually low-IQ, over-patriotic (mostly Americans) morons who think it's bad to respect another culture. Weaboo's are often said to be white (or any other race) trying to be Japanese. This is not the case. See wapanese
/While having a conversation with a Japanese person.
Moron: Omg ur not japanese, ur such a weaboo!!11!
Well cultured person: Get a life, you pathetic excuse for a human.
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A character from Trailer Park Boys. Phil Collins is named after a British guy nobody cares about. Phil is a local cheeseburger enthusiast and manages a motel. He gets increasingly mad when one stares at his rather large gut. Phil is often seen selling mackerel and trout in liquor store parking lots. He also owns a mobile cheeseburger shop with his boys called the Dirty Burger.
Bubbles: "Who do I know the greasy bastard from? Holy fuck boys, it's Phil Collins!"
Phil: "Hey Bubbles. wanna buy some trout?"
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Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.
I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.
Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.
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