cake job

Taking a shit on the top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cake job pic so I ate hummus and crackers for two days and let it rip right on her corn rows

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cakejob

To shit on top of someone's head, like icing on a cake.

Sarah wanted a good cakejob pic so I ate crackers and humus for two days and let it rip right on her cornrows.

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Taped

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

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adfart

When a source of advertising which usually has you pegged goes wildly wrong

To college student:
Videogame Advertisement
Beer Advertisement
Deodorant / Cologne Advertisement
adfart If your home is worth at least $300,000 we can help you reduce your mortgage payments by up to 4%

Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.