Beanie

Similar to ski caps, but worn in the middle of summertime by suburban white guys who think it'll give them some urban street-smarts or artistic vibe.

Yo I've got a lil' hairloss goin on, and baseball caps are for rednecks, so I'm gonna wear a beanie to look hip at the bar tonight. Chicks will think I'm a surfer or artist, even though I'm just an office worker.

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yut ughhh

A phrase created by some dork who hopes it will blow up and become viral among sportbike riders.

"I wanna be e-popular, so I'll create my own phrase even though it doesn't even sound like what I'm describing. I know, let's call it yut ughhh."

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Ed Hardy

A fashion label created by a guy who actually has some legitimate background in the design world. If you can score it on close-out, it might be an OK deal. But unfortunately, most of the time it is overpriced, and worn by douchebags who are just trying to make themselves look more interesting than they really are.

I'm just a white-collar office worker from the suburbs, so when I go out after work, I need to ramp it up a notch by wearing clothes like Ed Hardy so I can look street-wise and hip. Gotta wear a beanie too, even if it's 80 degrees out and it makes me look like a homeless person.

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Tap Out

Brand name apparel worn by posers who want to be associated with the MMA lifestyle even though they don't fight, don't train, don't do shit.

"Damn, this scene is blowing up, let's create Tap Out t-shirts and decals for all the wannabes. Make sure they're black because that's the only color they wear, and make sure the logo looks like an iron cross cuz that's hardcore and shit."

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