Jaffe

A character who sucks at life. An annoyance who no one likes. This is the kinda of person who has everything go wrong for him/her.
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face

Jaffe shut up u suck at life go away, kill your self, uninstall life.

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cauff

The sound made by a man when he discovers the female he is about to go down on hasnt washed in a month.

Cauff.... jesus girl, that stinks

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Cotterman

The greatest person in the world, everyone loves him and he rules everything.

I love Cotterman.

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strip-of-bacon

It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.

Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.

13👍 17👎

sittdonw

caroline..

that pretty much sums it up.

Example:

thats what i thought... now sittdonw son

IBSTIUTA

Crude but funny abbreviation of I Bet She Takes It up The Ass. Usually from one bloke to another when hot totty walks in the room.

Hey Mike... ibstiuta!

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higgle figgle

A small being with seventeen eveys and huge ears, a single 3 foot tall hair upon his head, and pees all over everything.

That's the higgle figgle upstairs, Oh no, not again!

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