tomb raider

A young person who dates/marries an old person

catherine zeta jones is a tomb raider

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schootchie

a skank and a hoochie

that hoe is a schootchie

water ice

What "italian ice" is called in the Philadelphia area.

Hey, want to get some water ice before the eagles game?

Okay...but wait a minute...isn't all ice made out of water?

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libertarian

1)One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state.
2)One who believes in free will.
3)Not a conservative or liberal in the modern sense.
4)Believe in the freedom to do as you wish as long as you don't hurt others.
5)Freedom, Liberty, Minimal Government.

I vote Libertarian because the biggest wasted vote is for another evil Republican or Democrat.

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perstile

someone who is so cautious about what they say, worried, afraid about how they act

John is so fucking perstile it's ridiculous.

lighter

The smoker's tool, besides the pipe.

what's a pipe without a lighter? you got a light? i think the bowls cashed, anyone got fire?

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dramastically

When a situation occurs in which one is so overwhelmed by an event that the the use of "drastic" must be combined with the word dramatic to accuratley decribe the situation.

The expression on Mike's face made while he did the poo-poo dance was so dramastic that I shit my pant's

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