Shylock

jewish mystic, or gypsy

that shylock stole my watch

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suicide

The art of killing ones own self after feeling like so many fucking people hate you and your tierd of fucking up other peoples' lives and god is taking a shit in your eye and says "Out of everybody else life, yours is going to suck the most because i hate you and regret even making you a thought in your parents' mind!"

Alex comited suicide after finding out that he had no penis and his parents hate him.

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Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

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fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

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froojiminamina

defines something that does not mean anything

gowang is a froojiminamina as it means nothing

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mayobutt

1. When you wear flannel boxers in the summer and your ass crack sweats.

2. When someone spreads a healthy portion of mayonaise in your ass crack.

It is 95 degrees out and Carl's got some serious mayobutt goin' on.

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Negrociate

To make peace with a nigger. Or to work out a plan

Cop: Hey wont come out
Chief of police: What color is his skin?
Cop:Black sir.
Chief of police: Send in the negrociator!
Cop: Are you sure sir?
Chief of police: Positive.
Negrociator: Now listen up Johnny Negaro (say that was his name), You wanna come out before we bust a cap in your ass!

YOU SEE THE NEGROCIATOR IS DOWN WITH THE BLACK TEARMANOLOGY. HE CAN DEFUSE ANY SITUIATION INVOLVING A COLORED MAN. AIIIGHT!!

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