HAF

Horny as fuck.
Used in text.

I'm HAF. i could do with you sitting on my face

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Beerjob

Similar to a blowjob. The woman fills her mouth with cold beer and places the cock deep into her mouth and sucks whilst swallowing giving both the man and woman erotic sensation

Woman: Do you wanna beerjob?
Man: Hell yes.
slurp, slurp, slurp. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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ILYIMYIWY

Used in text talk or on the net. ILYIMYIWY is the same as ily(I love you) imy(I miss you) iwy(I want you) but this is when you REALLY mean it. This is when you are in love with someone and you would do absolutely anything for them. It can be followed on by kisses at the end. For example in a text you could write something like:

Example: Anddi: Hellooooooooooo. How are you today?

Di: I'm fine, thankyou.

Anddi: ILYIMYIWY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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