artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

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Nutslap

When you want to get your partners attention during something really important, like watching American Idol...so you slap your nuts down on the cofee table. Blam blam blam jigga jigga blam!

Wow...I was watching that hot guy Anthony sing on American Idol...and then was surprisingly sidetracked by a nutslap on the coffee table. Glad Ivy Rose didn't wake up.

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Stuttering John

A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.

Stuttering John now works for Jay Leno. If you like my definitions, please see my 1000 thumbs up and give me one for a good cause! Thanks!!

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suckabutt

1. a foolsih person
2. a sucka that smells like ass

whats that funk suckabutt

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Gumbydammit

Eddie Murphy on the ONLY good SNL's ....the FIRST season with Belushi, Gilda Radner, Chevy Chase...Dan Akroyd...need I say more.

I'm GUMBYDAMMIT! Now go eat some fig newtons and be gone with you dammit!

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nacho business

Something that someone wants to know, but they don't NEED to know. They have NOTHING to do with it! Not their business at all.

Hey what were you talking about to that guy?
We were discussing a Cheese Meeting.
What's a Cheese Meeting?
You know? One that is Nacho Business!

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real horror show

Just when things can't possibly get worse....THEY GET WORSE!!!! Defining life at it's worst, or so you think!

My week? You ask about my week? My finacee's uncle died, my neice is in the hospital, I have leukemia, my car is crapping out and I'm piss ass broke. A real, horror show.

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