Not urban slang

I agree with the other definition so all you stick-up-your-ass people that don't like our definitions...don't read em ya jaggaz!!!

Hey---like---this is not urban slang.
Hey---like---shut the fuck up you fucking fuckfaced fuckie.
Oh, ok.....

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Shoo shoo retarded flu

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

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gripe

To "Gripe" is to extensively complain about something!

"Oi, Lesbian - Stop griping that the bars' full of gay men!"

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Spongebob

A cute little Sponge that wears square pants.. So what if he is gay?? What Patrick and Spongebob do behind closed Pineapples is noones business besides themselves. Maybe all the "Crusty Crab" got to him! No WONDER he's a flamer!!!

Spongebob takes it up the ass...doo dah doo dah. And that's his OWN damn business! I'll still let Ivy Rose watch the show. Just not his X-rated video.

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Whizfest

When you both have to take a piss so badly, you sit on the toilet (woman) and spread your legs and the guy pees thru your legs as you are peeing too.

Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Andi, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Whizfest. Real horror show

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MO

Morbidly Obesse

Look at that mo over there.

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twizzlers

A tasty licorice whip treat that comes in Licorice, cherry, strawberry, grape, and my all time favorite, chocolate. Made by Hershey.

Twizzlers kick ass bro. Anyone that doesn't like Twizzlers, should have someone stick one where the sun don't shine, do some in and outs with it, THEN taste it, slappy! You'll be sayin' them Twizzlers is God!

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