Urine soaked cock

When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!

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outtie

Getting the hell outta somewhere

"Yo I am outtie sucka"

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Le Big Mac

What they call a Big Mac in France

You know what I learned from Pulp Fiction?
What's that?
I learned what they call a Big Mac in France.
What might that be?
Le Big Mac.
Wow. Le Big Mac. I'm glad you told me that. That would be some knowledgeable information to place in my noggen for future reference, especially if I visit France.
Word.

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a minor

A person that is under the age of 18.....that should ACT under the age of 18 and NOT say they are 25...and DRINK...unless they are looking to be RAPED !!!

Geez...did u hear about that kid on Myspace.com that was a minor, but said she was 25 and got raped by some huge ass old pedophile mutha fukka?
Yea---I hear she's pregnant now and has Aids. Real Horror Show

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Whizfest

When you both have to take a piss so badly, you sit on the toilet (woman) and spread your legs and the guy pees thru your legs as you are peeing too.

Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Andi, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Whizfest. Real horror show

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MO

Morbidly Obesse

Look at that mo over there.

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Not urban slang

I agree with the other definition so all you stick-up-your-ass people that don't like our definitions...don't read em ya jaggaz!!!

Hey---like---this is not urban slang.
Hey---like---shut the fuck up you fucking fuckfaced fuckie.
Oh, ok.....

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