yug

a wanna be thug sporting the bling bling that parents trust account bought.

"yo look at that yug sporting the ice momma bought him"

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F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....

Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!

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Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

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Dialing number 7

Getting your period prs parting of the red sea. (#7 on the telephone is PRS)

You wanna do some in and outs tonight?
No thanks I'm dialing #7
Ok then I'm dialing 1-800-fuckme cuz I need to get laid.

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un-hit on

The act of someone approaching you to hit on you, then deciding not to. Similar in context to an uninvitate, in which the inviter takes back their invitation.

"Hey baby---- ohhhh you look 16... nevermind" (walks away)

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ZX2000

The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK massaging....rather an all together DIFFERENT type of MASSAGE if your gettin my drizzle!

Mmmmmmmmmm. Me so horny. Quick, plug in the ZX2000. Mmmmmmmmm. ZX2000. What would I EVER do if there was a blackout?

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outtie

Getting the hell outta somewhere

"Yo I am outtie sucka"

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