Urine soaked cock

When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!

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Le Big Mac

What they call a Big Mac in France

You know what I learned from Pulp Fiction?
What's that?
I learned what they call a Big Mac in France.
What might that be?
Le Big Mac.
Wow. Le Big Mac. I'm glad you told me that. That would be some knowledgeable information to place in my noggen for future reference, especially if I visit France.
Word.

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a minor

A person that is under the age of 18.....that should ACT under the age of 18 and NOT say they are 25...and DRINK...unless they are looking to be RAPED !!!

Geez...did u hear about that kid on Myspace.com that was a minor, but said she was 25 and got raped by some huge ass old pedophile mutha fukka?
Yea---I hear she's pregnant now and has Aids. Real Horror Show

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Le Trapeze

A sex club in the city where people go to have sex, be watched having sex, have orgys, swap, give blow jobs to anyone that sticks a cock in their mouths, and then enjoy a meal at the nice buffet while trying to win broadway show tickets.

Hey---where did you get the Cabaret tickets? They're front row! Cool where'd you get them?
Well...it's really Nacho Business but for the record, I got them at Le Trapese.

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nadda

1. nothing

"you got fiddy bucks foo"
"naw i aint got nadda"

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Fucktard

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

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High Pitch Eric

A guy from the Howard Stern show with a really High-pitched voice that sounds like a woman.

Who's High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson. If you like my definitions....give me 1000 thumbs up for my quest. Thanks and Bababooey to you!

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