The sweetest lady you will ever meet. Gives the best cuddles, makes the best muffins. Creates the most special cards. Loves her family beyond measure. Puts up with Russell.
Random guy at Knoxfield shops: âWhoâs that lady over there?â
âOh thatâs my Nana, sheâs the best!â
When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks itâs a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: âNi Hao.â
My dad: âI have drugs in my bag!â
A style of dance generally performed by an individual after dark. It is a convulsive full body thrust often accompanied with sweep the floor. If not done right, could cause serious harm to self and others.
Spike: âHold my beer, itâs time!â.
Jade: âDo you think itâs a bit early? We havenât even had dessert.â
Spike: âItâs never too early for the Charleton. Form a circle and Stand backâ.
First born child, always funny in his mumâs eyes, does nothing around the house besides getting in the way, PlayStation connoisseur.
Currently employed at the local private hospital, working as medical records eye candy/bitch. Mum is so proud as usual.
Mum: âWhereâs my golden child?â
Everyone else: âHeâs snorting a line off a Kmart plate.
Mum: âThatâs my boy!â
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When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: âHey crystal, are you feeling ok?â
Crystal: âI donât think so. I ate something last night that didnât agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!â
Twin 2. The Liza in Charliza. Funny, random, loyal and loving. Eliza is an ambitious, fast talking gal who âsingsâ like Adele and âdancesâ like Beyoncé. Eats dinner for breakfast and puts cheese on everything! Speeds like an F1 driver and dishes demerit points to family members. Easily triggered, click your fingernails and she will cut you. Most likely child to wipe parentâs bums in old age. Best footballer in the family. Loved by all who know her.
Random person: âWhoâs that over there with the epic resting bitch face? She just ate a whole wheel of cheese!â
âOn thatâs Eliza. Sheâs the best.â
When you are taking a dump and your blood is boiling so much that you need to strip to bring your core temperature down to save you from passing out and causing undue embarrassment.
Max: âJack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!â
Jack: âI canât help it. Iâm so hot and sweaty that I feel like Iâm gonna pass out.
Max: âAt least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!â