Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”

Picky Eater

A knob.

Jack: That guy over there is such a knob.
Dad: Don’t say that Jack. Do you know what a knob is?
Jack: Yeah. It’s a picky eater.
Dad.l: Nah mate. It’s the end of your dick.
Jack: oops…

Tough Mudder

A really difficult shit.

Aaron: “Where are you off to Janelle?”
Janelle: “I need to tame a beast, I’ve had a tough mudder brewing all morning. If I don’t hurry up it’s gonna turn into a mud slide!”