man pong

A battle of sheer manliness similar to beer pong except that instead of tossing a ball into a cup, one must use said ball to knock over the cups of their opponent. Players must be unshaven and/or wearing flannel shirts at the time of competition. In addition, the loser must lap the spilled beer of the floor like the dog that they are. A game of brute force.

Dave: Hey Jake, why is your arm in a sling?
Jake: Man pong.

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