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turkish delight

When you're eating a woman's pussy and she anal farts in your face or mouth.

I was eating her out when she gave me a Turkish.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

20πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.

put that machine gun away dude

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

43πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

165πŸ‘ 212πŸ‘Ž


lonesome fart

One who farts freely and wishes there was someone else with them so they could at least be embarrassed.

He was alone and gave a lonesome fart.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

14πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


kittens' noses

Female nipples.

Look at those kittens' noses.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


scottish bedwarmer

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

22πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

39πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž