hairy dog gums

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.

Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.

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git

Mild chastation expressing annoyance, but with affectionate undertones.

"Jenny stop flopping your droopers around the place. you're such a git"

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