Irrelephant

A mystical being of the fey or faerie genus, traditionally associated with the Unseemly court.

It's habitat is the mental tundra of the truely bemused, and downright incorrect.

The diet of this increasingly common beast is Ketamine and extremeist right wing thought.

"The irrelephant of surprise" - The most common of the family.
"What you have said is just downright irrelephant"
"You trumpet the truth of irrelephant blues"

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